KITTEN THINKS OF NOTHING BUT MURDER ALL DAY
(from The Onion August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33)
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2 comments:
I NEED THAT KITTEN!
I don't care if all she thinks about is murder.
Most probably these thoughts would be directed to you rather than me.
So what do I care?!
NEED THE KITTEN!
I forgot that I wrote that bit about the thoughts being directed to you, rather than me.
I'm sort of proud of myself for that one!
HA!
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