I was on my way down to the Cantina...

I fight mascots.
Have i mentioned this?
It always starts out friendly at first.
"hey, look at me, I'm all dressed up. Let's hang out."


(notice the thumbs up from Red on the left)

But then someone always has to start some crap about,"How do you feel about the Ewoks?"

and i'm like, "Man, i think Ewoks would probably taste really good. You know, like an ewok steak or burgher or something."

then this guy in the white armor is like,"Yo! My girlfriend is half-Ewok."

and i'm like, "Chill out man. I'm sure your girlfriend tastes good with some BBQ sauce."

and then it was on like Donkey Kong:


then of course his friend has to jump in, and i'm like,"And what, Mr. Stormtrooper, and what?"


Then I kickt his arse and caught my train out of Grand Central.